• hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    20 hours ago

    “$1,000,000 if you let me stab you in the stomach five times.”

    “Ok, I guess. My daughter has cancer, and this is the only way I can save her.”

    * Stabs him four times. *

    “Oh god, it hurts. Ok, I’m ready for the last one.”

    “Nah, I think we’re good. So I’ll be keeping the $1,000,000.”

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