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minus-squarestingpie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·29 days ago“Yes, okay, my name is… kllllaaaarrrrrg… i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop.” “Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling.” “Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That’s why I hate my parents.” “Yeah? And what are their names?” [Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can’t ask that the question anymore]
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·29 days agoWingus and Mingus Caltrop. They hated their names and parents too. It’s a family tradition.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·29 days agoJohn and Sara Caltrop just wanted their son Wingus to have a unique name, unlike their entirely common names
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·29 days agojohn and sara are uncommon for halflings. they were just mean
“Yes, okay, my name is… kllllaaaarrrrrg… i-ifer. Klargifer Caltrop.”
“Klargifer is a strange name for a halfling.”
“Yuh- yeah. Yeeesss. I suppose it is. That’s why I hate my parents.”
“Yeah? And what are their names?”
[Suddenly, a wizard or something appears and casts silence on everyone. So you can’t ask that the question anymore]
Wingus and Mingus Caltrop. They hated their names and parents too. It’s a family tradition.
John and Sara Caltrop just wanted their son Wingus to have a unique name, unlike their entirely common names
john and sara are uncommon for halflings. they were just mean