I am a man of entirely average to below average sexiness but I wonder how hard I would have to try to be less sexy than Alex Jones to women.
I would absolutely first need to grow a hitler moustache but like, damn that would just be the beginning. I would need to spend months and months at airports and stuff harassing people who tragically lost their kids to gun violence because they obviously lied on the news about their kids being dead and that would just be the baseline.
Idk, I kind of doubt it is possible? I couldn’t keep up the volume of chunky throwup bubbling out of my mouth at a high enough rate in order to be posting the kind of numbers where I could seriously threaten the lack of sex appeal to the ladies that Alex Jones has.
It is like trying to cool something to absolute zero kelvin. It isn’t just about trying to take everything warm away until the only thing that is left is pure cold emptiness, it is about ensuring not even a tiny bit of warmth accidentally creeps in from the sides and improves things, you have to create a perfect hermetically sealed turd to place your mind into to keep it pure.
I am a man of entirely average to below average sexiness but I wonder how hard I would have to try to be less sexy than Alex Jones to women.
I would absolutely first need to grow a hitler moustache but like, damn that would just be the beginning. I would need to spend months and months at airports and stuff harassing people who tragically lost their kids to gun violence because they obviously lied on the news about their kids being dead and that would just be the baseline.
Idk, I kind of doubt it is possible? I couldn’t keep up the volume of chunky throwup bubbling out of my mouth at a high enough rate in order to be posting the kind of numbers where I could seriously threaten the lack of sex appeal to the ladies that Alex Jones has.
It is like trying to cool something to absolute zero kelvin. It isn’t just about trying to take everything warm away until the only thing that is left is pure cold emptiness, it is about ensuring not even a tiny bit of warmth accidentally creeps in from the sides and improves things, you have to create a perfect hermetically sealed turd to place your mind into to keep it pure.