Lyrics:

There’s one pet I like to pet

And every evening we get set

I stroke it every chance I get

It’s my girl’s pussy

Seldom plays and never purrs

And I love the thoughts it stirs

But I don’t mind because it’s hers

My girl’s pussy

Often it goes out at night

Returns at break of dawn

No matter what the weather’s like

It’s always nice and warm

It’s never dirty, always clean

In giving thrills, never mean

But it’s the best I’ve ever seen

It’s my girl’s pussy

There’s one pet I like to pet

And every evening we get set

I stroke it every chance I get

It’s my girl’s pussy

Seldom plays, never purrs

And I love thoughts it stirs

But I don’t mind because it’s hers

It’s my girl’s pussy

Though often it goes out at night

And returns at break of dawn, break of dawn

No matter what the weather’s like

It’s always dry and warm

I bring tid-bits that it loves

We spoon like two turtle-doves

I take care to remove my gloves

When stroking my girl’s pussy