Just… everywhere.
That noise outside? You bet your arse it’s a fox.
That feeling at the back of your neck? A garden spider has definitely set up camp.
Just… everywhere.
That noise outside? You bet your arse it’s a fox.
That feeling at the back of your neck? A garden spider has definitely set up camp.
Yeah those orange orb spider cunts are everywhere yuk 🤢 I swear those bastards are actually some kind of tiny spybot because they sound like metal if you flick them off their web.
Flick em? My only physical connection to spiders is between a hard flat card and a cup
Tbf that was something I was brave enough to do as a kid, but in my 40s they are cleared from a distance with a bamboo cane 😂**
I think I read somewhere that if you touch them it can hurt them, which I have no idea if it’s true but ever since then I’m always just done cup method.
Similar with snails: Never pull them off something to avoid hurting them as the sucker detaches.