dude@lemmings.worldM to news@lemmings.worldEnglish · 16 days agoTesla driver and two kids burned alive because rescuers can’t open electronic doors: reportsnypost.comexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1494arrow-down11
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minus-squareMushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78arrow-down2·16 days agoIn summary, never buy a Tesla. The CEO is a bona fide nazi, and the board will stop at nothing to pay him a trillion dollars. The vehicle will incinerate you at a time of its choosing.
minus-squareSreudianFlip@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·16 days agoHoly fuck this is all arguably not hyperbolic, satirical, nor seen as extreme. Too ridiculous for fiction. Except P.K. Dick I guess.
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 days agoPKD would’ve been like Oh, killer cars? that’s cute. How about a drug that makes you become a car for 12 hours at a time, and each time you use it, it physically destroys your brain a little bit
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan she/her@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-216 days agokinda sounds like that movie, “The Substance”, in a manner of speaking
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 days agoI was thinking a little bit of Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
minus-squareMushuChupacabra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoIt was only mild to moderately unnerving to compose it.
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·16 days agoMakes you wonder if this is just another case of deregulation driving up its body count, or if a certain Nazi is acting out his oven fetish.
minus-squaremoody@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·16 days ago the board will stop at nothing to pay him a trillion dollars. If he can somehow manage to skyrocket the value of the company from 1 trillion to 8 trillion.
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-216 days agoTrump: I’ll get the money printers going, we’ll make that $1 Trillion into $8 trillion in 6 years, 4 years ahead of schedule!
In summary, never buy a Tesla.
The CEO is a bona fide nazi, and the board will stop at nothing to pay him a trillion dollars.
The vehicle will incinerate you at a time of its choosing.
Holy fuck this is all arguably not hyperbolic, satirical, nor seen as extreme.
Too ridiculous for fiction. Except P.K. Dick I guess.
PKD would’ve been like
kinda sounds like that movie, “The Substance”, in a manner of speaking
I was thinking a little bit of Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
It was only mild to moderately unnerving to compose it.
Makes you wonder if this is just another case of deregulation driving up its body count, or if a certain Nazi is acting out his oven fetish.
If he can somehow manage to skyrocket the value of the company from 1 trillion to 8 trillion.
Trump: I’ll get the money printers going, we’ll make that $1 Trillion into $8 trillion in 6 years, 4 years ahead of schedule!