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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Let's confuse Americans!

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Let's confuse Americans!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

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      I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?

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        I regret that there ever was a 6th day.

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Homestuck detected.

  • _TheThunderWolf_@lemm.ee
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    For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

    • bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      You are over the age of 40.

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    • Pwnmode@lemmy.world
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      Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.

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        come in bags

        that’s dehumanizing and just rude.

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        Because it’s an epic prank on those that don’t know it’s supposed to still be in the bag.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      It’s a joke

      Referring to Canadians as Americans and then doing the milk thing wrong

    • hswolf@lemmy.world
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      a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?

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    Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

    Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

    Sincerely, a British Columbian

    • otp@sh.itjust.works
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      Nobody actually does what’s in the picture

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    deleted by creator

    • caseyweederman@lemmy.ca
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      They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario

    • ANGRY_MAPLE@sh.itjust.works
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      I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.

      The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.

  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml
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    Wait where’s the bag?

    • greenteadrinker@midwest.social
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      As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

      • Alteon@lemmy.world
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        As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

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    Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Some parts of Canada dispense milk in bags. It comes in a plastic bladder that you pop inside this pitcher and cut the corner off to pour. This shitpost is pretending that we pour the milk into the pitcher directly and store it uncovered.

      For yr reference: https://www.cbc.ca/radio/costofliving/we-answer-your-burning-questions-about-things-like-milk-bags-tariffs-condo-insurance-and-printer-cartridges-1.5409407/here-s-why-milk-comes-in-bags-in-parts-of-canada-1.5409420

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        American here. I can’t speak for all Americans, but I think it’s weird that you leave it in the bag, in the pitcher. Why not just pour it out of the bag, into a pitcher that has its own lid?

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          Because then you’d have to wash out the pitcher each time, keeping it in the bag means you just toss it and replace with a new one. Also I think the pitcher milk would spoil faster but I’m not sure about that

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          It also picks up odors in the fridge such as onions if you do that.

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        I was gonna ask where the bag was

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.ca
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    And infuriate Canadians.

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      Yeah I hate this guy

      • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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        OP loves you.

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    I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

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      Strange. Literally every grocery store in Ontario for decades including many convenience stores sell bagged milk.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s Ontario.

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      Quebec here, 4L in 3 bags. Always has been… Honestly didn’t know it wasn’t common elsewhere in Canada. TIL

    • Notyourbusiness@lemmy.ca
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      Head East, I grew on bag milk

    • notasandwich1948@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago

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      Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.

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        Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?

        • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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          I think so because I’ve lived here almost 50 years and it’s always been bagged in Ontario wherever I went.

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    This truly is a shit post. Confuses everyone because it doesn’t actually confuse anyone.

    Tbh I think I understand what the joke is supposed to be (Canadians and bagged milk), but it’s just a pitcher of milk and it would seem that no one’s actually weirded out by it because of that.

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      That’s not how you serve milk from a bag. The bag itself goes in the pitcher, and then you cut a corner and pour straight out of the bag.

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        Why though? Why not just pour it in?

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          Because you can close the bag or tie it or something so it doesn’t go bad as fast.

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            I could just put a cap on the pitcher?

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          Less cleaning

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            No way you don’t have to clean the pitcher. Even the smallest amount of milk between the bag and wall is going to smell.

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      I was confused because i kept seeing bagged milked in the comments but in hungary we have it but the bag is cunstructed in a way that you can use it to pour.

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    Why’d you take the bag out though?

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      Colin Robinson voice To annoy you.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Exactly.

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    Why do you have milk in your hospital piss jug?

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      Improves the flavor

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        Of the piss, or the milk?

        • body_by_make@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yeah

          • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social
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            We should hang out

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    This is why you don’t skip tutorials

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    Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.

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