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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Can anyone confirm?

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Can anyone confirm?

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • SternburgExport@feddit.de
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    No. That’s not a 98 Focus,

  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    I suspect brazilian breakfast would be a spoonful of “lost ammo” (balas perdidas)

  • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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    As a German I can confirm Towels dipped in mayonnaise. Those tiny towels for just washing your hands are the best!

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      Do you ever use other condiments, or is the mayonnaise central to the dish?

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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        Without mayonnaise it would be a completely different dish.

        • kubica@kbin.social
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          If my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike.

    • Kühe sind toll@feddit.de
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      Und zum Mittag gibt es die alten Badehandtücher mit welchen wir unsere Liegen reservieren.

      • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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        Und auf dem Weg zur Arbeit noch schnell ein Waschlappen als Snack?

  • battleshack@sh.itjust.works
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    It’s an aquired taste.

    Also it doesn’t have to be from enemies.

    Some prefer grovbrød with brunost.

    • TrenchcoatFullOfBats@belfry.rip
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      Or beinost. Requires the rare Bjørklund beinehøvel though.

    • GingeOfTheNorth@lemmy.zip
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      I can taste when they serve me friendly bonedust. It’s like eating farse anywhere else than Jæren.

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    I was told americans parents usually put a few bullets under their kid’s eggs, so that they get use to it.

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      The key is to start with small caliber and work up.

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        Grandpa would always put a pinch of bird shot in our oatmeal

        • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works
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          I always hated when Gramps made the breakfast. Always tasted like lead and a dentist visit…

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    Germany here: wrong! Dipped in mustard!

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    El Niño has destroyed most of the Ford Focus reserve, leaving the Peruvian people to subsist on Chevrolet Aveo and Fiat Punto.

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    deleted by creator

  • carbonprop@lemmy.ca
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    Canada…Maple syrup over a plate of SORRY!

    • sour@kbin.social
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      sorey*

    • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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      French Canadian here, according to the rest of Canada I have cigarettes and baguettes for breakfast but I can’t confirm since I’m always drunk, high and intolerant.

      • carbonprop@lemmy.ca
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        They obviously don’t know about your incredibly good sense of humour. :-D

  • ReCursing@kbin.social
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    Nonsense. I don’t eat beans for breakfast!

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.ml
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      Are you sure about that, mate?

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        Oi! Where’s your inquiring loicence?

    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      Clearly a troll, beans have no place on a greasy fry up.

  • Octopus@thelemmy.club
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    Britian should be beans on toast.

    • rynzcycle@kbin.social
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      Look at Mr/Ms Moneybags here, able to afford toast AND beans. With the current inflation, most of us are just eating sadness for breakfast.

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      The lack of toast is the sadness

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    Fun fact: in Spain we eat dinner for breakfast and breakfast for lunch.

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      In Germany they also have breakfast for dinner (Abendbrot, literally evening bread).

      • Knightfox@lemmy.one
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        Breakfast for dinner is also super common in the USA, sometimes called Brinner.

        Ironically Breakfast for dinner is the kind of breakfast that most people don’t have for breakfast most of the time (pancakes, french toast, fried or scrambled eggs, assorted meats, etc) so having it as dinner occasionally is actually more fitting in some ways.

        Most Americans eat the equivalent of cereal and coffee or no breakfast and just coffee most days. I myself almost never have breakfast. It’s sort of like a full English in the UK, most people aren’t eating that everyday.

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    As an American this list look pretty accurate to me

  • Globeparasite@lemmy.world
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    art source : https://www.artstation.com/artwork/68PgoN

  • cottoncandy@thelemmy.club
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    Wow i am missing out on some great breakfast

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPM
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      This is what people are talking about when they say they want to be worldly.

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