Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square256fedilinkarrow-up1339arrow-down198
arrow-up1241arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square256fedilink
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·edit-24 个月前Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·4 个月前I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 个月前I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·4 个月前One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 个月前Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 个月前so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 个月前You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 个月前I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-squarebenderbeerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 个月前If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 个月前You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.
Why do you have morning wood at a public toilet
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah…
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.