• dangrousperson@feddit.org
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    20 hours ago

    I raise you Walter Frosch:

    https://youtu.be/EqekSuj5HCo

    (German, I couldn’t find a version with english subtitles) Roughly translated:

    Reporter: So, Walter Frosch, shortly before the half-time the equalizer…

    Ref: He (Walter Frosch) is a stand-up guy, I’ve known him for many years. He always played clean and fairly, or at least tried to.

    Reporter: We never had a doubt about that, we just wanted to ask if the 1:1 up to this point was deserved.

    Walter (with the heaviest smoker voice): Yes, the 1:1 so far is deserved for the other team, but we need to do better in the next half.

    Reporter: What ist that you have in your football-socks

    Walter: Cigarettes

    Reporter: Are you going to pull one through (smoke a cig)?

    Walter: Later

    Reporter: Then why do you have them with you on the pitch?

    Walter: I was subbed in so fast, that I still had them on me

    Reporter: (laughing) Ah, ok. Thank you