• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    A man stops at a kiosk and reads the headlines, every day.

    the salesman asks what he’s looking for.

    “I’m looking for the obituaries”

    Salesman:“you have to buy the newspaper to see the obituaries”

    “not the one I’m looking for”