such a G?
Original Gangster
thanks
The O is silent. Also Invisible.
Much like my girlfriend’s O face.
Because she doesn’t exist
Yeah but he also found out his religion was, in fact, not bullshit shortly thereafter.
This is why religion shouldn’t be discussed in the workplace. People will get hurt.
Yep. One time, I made a joke to my Christian coworker. Hit me with a “God Bless you.” Bam. I’m now in the shadow realm.
Domain expansion: Cathedral!
When the Atheists starts proselytizing but it backfires
Given the rest of the story, it’s pretty funny this guy knew nothing about the Force or Vader’s skills. First day?
Oh he knew. Imagine the story he had for his fellow SpaceRedditors on r/chokemedaddy r/leatherdaddysub and r/forcemeharder.
TBF the galaxy is a big place, and they don’t really have the internet there, per se.
(But we all know the real answer is that the franchise wasn’t really all that planned out in such intricate detail back then. Lucas was making up a lot of it as he went.)
And think about the size of the empire, the logistics involved in all that. Vader isn’t really seen as someone that helps much with that. Lazy fuck. Why not have him down in the loading bay to replace the forklift driver and get it all done in a fraction of the time.
Yeah, a rational Empire officer would probably assume Vader is all propaganda smoke and mirrors and propped up as this fearsome boogeyman to quell opposition.
Now I have to wonder if Vader needed to get certified to use his robot body 🤔
And he was right: while Death Star was able to destroy a whole planet in seconds, D.Vader struggled to choke a single not defending guy.
maybe you would also struggle to be a wizard if you were half defective cyborg did you think of that
If I were a defective cyber-wizard, I would keep my snarky comments quiet and be glad to have an emperor as a comrade.
Vader was talking about the Force as the will of the universe to make fate manifest itself. A Force user, properly attuned, would be able to sense the way the future was meant to unfold, and position themselves accordingly or (in Sith ideology), impose their vision of the future on reality. This was how Palpatine became emperor; he could see that the Force intended for massive galactic upheaval to take place, and was able to maneuver himself into winding up on top of the new status quo.
Yes, the Death Star was able to physically destroy a planet, but it was also the will of the Force that the Death Star and everyone on board should in turn be destroyed, and that all of their political goals should come to nothing, and there was nothing any of them could do about it. That is the true power of the Force.
Yeah, but a 19 year old farm boy who “used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16” was able to take out a multiquadrillion dollar military base in one shot with the Force. Force beats Death Star.
They should not have made its one weakness shaped like and approximately the size of a womp rat.
Nah, just poor engineering by the Nazis.
It was still a very hard shot. Lots of older more experienced pilots using dedicated bombing craft and advanced targeting computers failed. Luke made the million to one shot raw using a fighter craft. That’s hard.
Sure, but no harder than killing the Final Boss in a video game, which any teenager can handle.
The real problem was the open door left by some dumb Imperial Engineer who was hired for his idealogically purity, and not his competence.
Or sense that his long lost comrade in arms and former master was on board the station … or that his son was there too … or that he had just finished interrogating his own daughter.
He didn’t even know he had a son or daughter, so how’s he supposed to sense them? It’s possible he sensed something with Leia, but didn’t know what it was. As for Luke and Obi-Wan it could easily be argued that Ben was cloaking them in the force. Especially since Vader did begin to sense Kenobi’s presence, but only after he had finished disabling the tractor beam and was trying to lure Vader away from Luke and Leia escaping.
Wouldn’t their midichlorians be related too
Lol!
I recently rewatched the original trilogy for the first time in a long while and I forgot how underpowered Darth Vader is in those movies. My personal favourite show of his strength with the force is from
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The ending of Jedi Fallen Order [link]. His effortless flick without even thinking about it is so badass.
he is as strong as he needs to be for a compelling story. not sure who said something like that (maybe stan lee?). i dont know a single person who watched the original trilogy and did not see vader as a terrifying force.
yes, he did not show as much raw power as in some later media. but he left such an impression, that he still is one of the favourite antagonists now. in videogames, usually the player is served a power fantasy. so the antagonists also needs to up his power by a significant amount. otherwise he woud just be another goon.
I don’t disagree, and I was terrified of him as a child (but also loved him at the same time). But seeing modern media with him in it and then going back to his debut is a bit jarring. He’s still a badass but not quite as ridiculously overpowered as in other media.
I thought the same thing. There’s such a huge contrast between the boarding scenes linking up Rogue One and episode 4 in the original trilogy.
My personal favourite show of his strength with the force is from […]
There was also a scene in the Obi Wan Kenobi series that I really liked and is very similar to your example: [link]
I haven’t seen the show but that scene is awesome.
Unwise, though. Religious zealots are prone to violence when their beliefs are challenged.
And in this case, his religion was real.
Or the midichlorians are real and the religion is not.
what do you mean? maybe the living force is up to interpretation (religion) and jedi masters like qui-gon jinn had a leg up even on strong users like joda. but the force itself (what motti moked as sorcery and religion) is not really a religion. it is well understood and manipulated with precision, by a select few.
He also enjoyed his choking fetish 2 seconds later.
Chad move
