Trump Sparks Flurry of Questions After His Face Appears to be Drooping Noticeably on 9/11
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President Donald Trump sparked even more fears about his health after his face appeared to be noticeably drooping on 9/11.

I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

  • OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    1 month ago

    While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?

    For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

    • Boddhisatva@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      1 month ago

      Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:

      * Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex.
* Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster.
* Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus.
* Cytomegalovirus infections.
* Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses.
* German measles, also known as rubella.
* Mumps, caused by the mumps virus.
* Flu, also known as influenza B.
* Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.

      Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
      4·
      1 month ago

      If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol