Trump Sparks Flurry of Questions After His Face Appears to be Drooping Noticeably on 9/11
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President Donald Trump sparked even more fears about his health after his face appeared to be noticeably drooping on 9/11.

I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

  • OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.worldEnglish
    15·
    18 days ago

    While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?

    For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

    • Boddhisatva@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      17 days ago

      Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:

      * Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex.
* Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster.
* Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus.
* Cytomegalovirus infections.
* Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses.
* German measles, also known as rubella.
* Mumps, caused by the mumps virus.
* Flu, also known as influenza B.
* Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.

      Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.

    • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
      4·
      17 days ago

      If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol