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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

‘We must end radical political violence’ insists man who happily pardoned over a thousand people guilty of radical political violence

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‘We must end radical political violence’ insists man who happily pardoned over a thousand people guilty of radical political violence

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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Donald Trump has blamed radical political violence for the assassination of Charlie Kirk, vowing to put an end to it, just as soon as he’s finished pardoning everyone guilty of radical politi…
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    “We must stop zoo animals from attacking people” insists man who set all the zoo animals free and gave them each a bag of cocaine.

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      Wow that is based idea lets free the animals yes already thought that but giving them cocaine is a great add on they deserve to celebrate their liberation.

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      Oh, you mean it was “to bear arms”? I’ve been arming bears the whole time!

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        Lions and tigers and bears with automatic assault rifles! OH MY!

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