Shouldn’t this be in c/nottheonion?
no, because that comm is for news that you think are satire, but actually are real. now where’s a comm for news that you think are real, but actually satire?
How about news so ridiculous you wish it were satire, but we actually just live in a dystopian hellscape run by madmen and thieves?
That’s just the regular news.
Need a c/actuallytheonion.
c/noreallyitstheonionIswear
No. Candied Apple.
news that you think are satire, but actually are real
But also for mews you know to be real, but they read like satire.
Comedians/satire writers are doing the work of the gods right now.
You must be a comedian.
Or a god with a sense of humor…a very very dark sense of humor.
Yeah, this is Candied Apple, not Onion.
There is c/notnottheonion
Sometimes these articles are a bit too real.
“We must stop zoo animals from attacking people” insists man who set all the zoo animals free and gave them each a bag of cocaine.
Wow that is based idea lets free the animals yes already thought that but giving them cocaine is a great add on they deserve to celebrate their liberation.
Oh, you mean it was “to bear arms”? I’ve been arming bears the whole time!
Lions and tigers and bears with automatic assault rifles! OH MY!
It’s only radical political violence, when the “other” does it. When they do it, it’s maybe capitalism or some such “-ism”, I forgot to keep track.
Yeah, he’d be totally happy if we all just laid down and let them stomp us all into the mud
It will end when it no longer exists. Multiple ways that could happen
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