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saddam hussein
how many of these do you have???
Gotta save some for next year, obviously.
“Oh shit, they’re still alive!”
(digs up safety coffin)
“Oh shit, we were really wrong!” 🤮
Saddam Hussain
You want it to be a pull down trigger not a push up one. Because of the bloating
Just put a speaker in the box
Don’t do this. Use the KISS approach. Shoot the body before burrying.
I want to be cremated but I also want to be guillotined before being shoved into the fire. Knowing that the likelihood of that actually happening is slim to none, I’m in inclined to request a viewing even though I don’t want one just so they replace my blood with embalming fluid, at least that would ensure I’m dead.
Isn’t that just a bell, which led to the proverb “saved by the bell”
Saved by the bell is more than lonely from boxing. Apocryphally about those safety bells but theyre an overblown myth by all estimates
I ATEN’T DEAD
That’s why we have a “wake”, to see if the person wakes up.
a periscope.
Just put a Nokia 3310 in the coffin. You can even play snake 2 while awaiting rescue.
What’s wrong with a button? What’s this rube goldberg shit
in the 19th century
“I’m not dead yet.”
I don’t want to go on the cart!
That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.
I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.
