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Five@slrpnk.net to Witches VS Patriarchy@lemmy.caEnglish ·
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Is it ethical to curse a man I’ve never met?

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Is it ethical to curse a man I’ve never met?

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Published 2 days ago: We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk (archive link)

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    Is “Etsy Witches” a new dark-web term for a hitman?

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      Oh lord, the fallout if it was one of these “witches” who got a gun and offed him

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        I don’t think anyone would be surprised to find out the call is coming from inside the house.

        The longer they continue protecting pedophiles, the more unhinged their unhinged base becomes.

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          Wasn’t charlie super pushing for trump to release the files then got called in by trump and shut up immediately after the meeting?

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            Well, one shot one kill from distance, and no suspect in custody… Doesn’t sound like an amateur.

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              Whoever it was, they didn’t spaz out and get caught, just did the job and walked away.

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                Just made sure not to go to McDonalds afterward

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                  Give them time

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                Well, if Etsy Witches are indeed witches, then hear my plea: May all video and image evidence they find of the Charlie Kirk shooter have a single suspect that looks exactly like Luigi Mangione.

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          I’d really love a big fight between the people who wanted to protect pedophiles, and the people who were just racists and homophobes. Nicer to have two small rivals than one big one

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        You gonna look twice at a goth chick with a cello case on a university campus?

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          I mean hell yeah I am, but not for that reason…

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            I admit, after I wrote it, I anticipated the response.

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        In the style of the late great Charlie Kirk:

        You know, I think this particular unfortunate death due to firearms is worth it to maintain our access to firearms.

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      Literally pulling “The Alchemist” by H P Lovecraft into real life? Not on my bingo card

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        Chuck Wizard’s curse of shoot you in the face

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        I’m really curious how complex the spell was.

        I mean, I like to burn candles and the occasional incense stick, and curse at those motherfuckers a lot, but I don’t want to be responsible for anything.

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          Its why you never cast spells when drunk

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            Uh oh

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      Lmao do you suppose this author would be charged for hiring a hit if that was the case and they didn’t know?

      Like, prostitutes ask if you want a “date”. Drug dealers ask if you want to “party.” Strangers online ask if you want to “curse” someone.

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