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Speak for yourself… woof.
I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that
Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog…
But if a girl says to me “bark for me, dog” you bet your ass i’m woofin’ up a storm
bark for me, dawg
cannon fire
See the issue is that’s considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you’re looking for puppyboys, you’re looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.
Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?
They aren’t. They’re considered to be affable goofballs, like Mr. Peanutbutter.
Look I don’t wanna spend too long breaking this down but there’s a reason Air Bud is a Golden Retriever and not a cute lil Dachshund.
Because he smiles a lot and looks cute in a jersey?
big? well they’re not small, i’ll give this part a pass
strong? on account of not being small they’re also not weak, but on the scale of dogs no they’re not strong
masculine? yes, the good kind
Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner
No way. If I’ve ever seen a “hold me back bro. I’m serious bro” dog breed, it’d be the chihuahia
edit: oh. I guess under the right circumstances those could be the same
That’s the fun part of chihuahuas. They’re both, like almost at the exact same time.
I cannot explain this further, but I am certain that boys who identify with chihuahuas are brats.
Mines a possum <3
I’ve been called a golden retriever, and I’d absolutely bark!
Good bean!
Unfortunate…
