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I’d bark anyway but I would not be considered a golden retriever I’m far too unstable for that
Speak for yourself… woof.
Im not on hinge, and have never thought of myself as a golden retriever or any other kind of dog…
But if a girl says to me “bark for me, dog” you bet your ass i’m woofin’ up a storm
bark for me, dawg
cannon fire
I’ve been called a golden retriever, and I’d absolutely bark!
Good bean!
See the issue is that’s considered a big strong masculine dog, so chuds self-identify with the strength part. if you’re looking for puppyboys, you’re looking for guys who self describe as like a corgi or a terrier.
Golden Retrievers are seen as big, strong and masculine?
They aren’t. They’re considered to be affable goofballs, like Mr. Peanutbutter.
big? well they’re not small, i’ll give this part a pass
strong? on account of not being small they’re also not weak, but on the scale of dogs no they’re not strong
masculine? yes, the good kindLook I don’t wanna spend too long breaking this down but there’s a reason Air Bud is a Golden Retriever and not a cute lil Dachshund.
Because he smiles a lot and looks cute in a jersey?
Chihuahua bois trembling in the corner
No way. If I’ve ever seen a “hold me back bro. I’m serious bro” dog breed, it’d be the chihuahia
edit: oh. I guess under the right circumstances those could be the same
That’s the fun part of chihuahuas. They’re both, like almost at the exact same time.
I cannot explain this further, but I am certain that boys who identify with chihuahuas are brats.
Mines a possum <3
Unfortunate…
