Scotty: “Ah, so that’s what this is about. Feeling a wee bit lonely are we?”

Kirk: “It’s good that you’re an engineer. With tact like that, you’d make a lousy psychiatrist.

Yeah, sure beam them up. What could it hurt?”

Dorothy’s had much worse boyfriends.

Scotty: Whaddya say, Jim? And she’s got a friend!

Kirk: only if it’s the slutty one.