• Aeri@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Everybody wants a rockstar employee until I show up coked out of my mind for work smh.

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      2 days ago

      Hey, as long as you’re a good coder, I don’t care how high you are. Though I’ll need to find a way to explain the new “Misc” category in my budget.

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        2 days ago

        You’ve done your company a great service, and we thank you and we trust you found the compensation satisfactory.

        Oh, the money’s fine.

        The situation’s totally unacceptable.

        Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

        Where is the miscellaneous account?

        I thought we’d settled that.

        The miscellaneous account is somewhere very safe.

        From whom?

        The account is a source of important funding and it has to be internally audited.

        And it will be, I assure you, Mr. Brody,

        Dr. Jones.

        We have top men working on it right now.

        Who?

        TOP…MEN