As the title says, I do not care much for 007 Goldfinger. It’s not awful, better than like Thunderball, but it’s a very strange film. It’s got this weird car crusher scene, James does like nothing in the third act, and he’s a freakin creep. I mean, more than usual. He gets so freaking lucky, again, more than usual. I do like Goldfinger as a villian, and Oddjob is pretty cool. But I just think this movie has a very weird tone and at the same time, is kind of bland.
Bonus opinion: I really like On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. The tone and atmosphere are top notch, and I really like George Lazenby as James.
James Bond actually sucks as a spy if you think about it. Cause everyone knows Bond, and he spends most of his time being captured, ESPECIALLY in Goldfinger. The only thing he really does is fuck with Goldfinger and Pussy Galore
The only reason the military is able to swoop in and stop Goldfinger is because he was still able to gather and transmit intel even as a prisoner. Plus, Pussy Galore didn’t release the actual deadly gas because James told her it was fatal and not harmless like Goldfinger had said. Her “switching sides,” of course, paralleling the creepy “fixing her lesbian-ness” overtones.
It’s not that he’s a bad spy for getting captured, it’s that he’s good enough to save the day even from captivity.
However, he is a bad spy for getting both of the Masterson sisters killed.
Finally! Someone who agrees with me!
He (almost) always tells people his real name, which the bad guys use to see he’s a “British assassin.” He has only ever worn a disguise once (and it didn’t even help a little bit). He gets captured at lesst once in every movie. He’s a terrible spy. But a great action hero on par with Stallone’s and Schwarzenegger’s action hero characters.
Idk, I think it follows under Stealth Mission rules, if there’s no one alive to report you did getting seen really matter?