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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago

Something went wrong when making bread....

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Something went wrong when making bread....

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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    That’s just anus bread.

    • essell@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Somebody baking buns.

    • kautau@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      Shai-Hulud!

  • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Overproofed, I suspect. Overproofed bread also tends to be a bit pale as in photo.

    Because the over-proofed bread had risen so much before it hit the oven’s heat, there was no more capacity for additional expansion in the oven. It rose; it fell; it collapsed. Still tastes good, but not a pretty picture.

    https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2018/02/21/over-proofed-bread

  • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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    Its your bread, you can do whatever you want with it. But i don’t think you’re supposed to fuck the bread.

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      The recipe said to fill with seeds for added texture

  • Amuletta@lemmy.ca
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    Next time sift the collapsing star out of the flour bin. The event horizon really slows the proofing down as it sucks the yeast in.

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    Did it taste a lemon?

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      I was gonna ask if it was sour dough.

  • Tempus Fugit@midwest.social
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    Looks like over-proofing to me. Letting the dough rest for too long weakens the gluten and the dough deflates.

  • Iced Raktajino@startrek.website
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    Old yeast?

    Had a couple loaves do that because the yeast was old and only had enough oomph to do the first proof.

    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      If you store yeast in the freezer it should last significantly longer without going off. I’ve got 5 year old yeast that still performs when I want it to.

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        I buy the jars instead of the packets and have started refrigerating them. May go ahead and start putting the extras in the freezer. Nice tip.

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          I don’t think I’ve ever seen it in jars here! We just have either the little packets or a big, flour sack kind of bag to buy it in. Jars sound nice because they’ll keep the moisture out much better.

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      • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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        Now I’m just imagining the scene from Young Frankenstein, but with yeast.

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    I should call her

  • floo@retrolemmy.com
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    You must be crustfallen

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    You’ve created a Fleshloaf

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    Instead of dessicant powder, next time they could try adding yeast.

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      But it said “do not eat” on the packet and I’m a rebel.

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    Not gonna lie. I would but-fuck that loaf.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Mmm… Butthole loaf. 🤤

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    You did it, didn’t you?

  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This is when I just cut the top off and eat it and the rest of the loaf just looks fine usually.

    Smaller loaf, sure… But delicious nontheless

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