Smackyroon@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoCharmin bear knows he's getting a pink slip soonlemmy.mlimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1207arrow-down16
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minus-squaregarbagebagel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·4 days agoIt’s 2025, people. If you don’t have a bidet, you’re not doing it right. Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a “portable” bidet.
minus-squarescytale@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoThere are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoInstalled a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can’t remember it’s there!
It’s 2025, people. If you don’t have a bidet, you’re not doing it right.
Hell I even bought lil squirt guns for my ass so I can have a “portable” bidet.
There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.
There are, but are they $1.25?
Installed a bidet 2 years ago when my wife moved it, have yet to use it. Can’t remember it’s there!