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Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

True Story

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True Story

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Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Man she’d be really hot if her eyelashes were longer.

    There. I just said it. Now this post is a LIE

    • Dramatic Shitposter@discuss.tchncs.deOP
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      😱🤯

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      prove that you are a dude

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        I thought we’d already covered this…

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          Kel is the sole reason I call everyone dude, and I really wish everyone remembered this 90s gem.

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            Good burger 2 coming out soon. They are back baby!

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              I hope they really drive the everyone-is-dude point this time even if it’s so heavy handed that the right cancels it for being woke.

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              Damn that’s next week too. Just watched the trailer, and, uh, fuck it i’ll watch it lol

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            We are approaching the day when more people were born after kel evangelized about dudes from the counter, than before

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            That’s fine but I’m a woman and I feel uncomfortable when people call me “dude.”

            • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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              Sorry, dude.

        • M500@lemmy.ml
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          🏅

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        Does this count as a solicitation of genital photography?

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      So, a few things:

      1. No way to prove you’re a dude.
      2. Post is still not a lie, as your statement followed the post. You can’t say that someone in the year 1900 was a liar if they said “no man has walked on the moon”.
      3. Technically you wrote it, not said it. Therefore your comment is a LIE
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        In 1900 no man had walked on the moon yet. Wouldn’t be a lie if in 1900 someone said “No man has walked on the moon.”

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          Yup, that’s the point I was making as well

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        This is 2023. Everyone’s a dude, dude.

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      But he said true story. It’s the incel code.

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