Reginald II
that burger is so fucking good
hamberder
Big Hamburger.
I like that. Simple. Straightforward. To the point. No flashy PR nonsense because it doesn’t need a hype man. It’s just a big burger.
Want a big burger? Here’s a big burger.
5 patties? i call that a waist of food.
You won’t have a waist if you keep eating like that.
Expensive.
Carl’s Jr. used to sell a “Six-Dollar Burger” for $3.95. The idea was six dollars was a lot to pay for a hamburger, so it must be a fantastic deal at $3.95, which was also a lot to pay for a hamburger at the time.
+5 Meatbomination of Heart Disease.
Cholesterol +5 Obesity +5 Self-esteme -1 Lifespan -5
Heartburn (ex.): upon consumption inflict 1 point of damage (acid, internal) and reduce effective sleep by 4 hours.
Widowmaker.
I’d call it The Terrible Ratio
Doesn’t look tasty at all.
Personally, as a US American, I find it offensive that other languages are so specific and pedantic about their foods that you can’t even call a dish “noodles” without a thirty down votes and at least one 20,000 word essay on why you’re wrong and why you’re wrong for being wrong and yet here we are, several minutes into a thread and nobody’s pointed out that this is a cheeseburger.
Also, its name would be Lucas.
I could see an argument for a cheeseburger being a type of hamburger.
All cheeseburgers are hamburgers, not all hamburgers are cheeseburgers
It is, but if you ask for a hamburger with cheese, I’m going to look at you weird, and I’ll ask if you want the cheese melted.
InvalidName2
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Or is this a Grilled Cheese?
The Donald.
At In-N-Out, it would be a 5x5 (five by five). That sounds reasonable to me.
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Fred? Fred Cheeseheart? Is that you?
Waste.
