ER Docters hate

• “well it started 6 months ago… And since then it is more or less present” -> why are you here?
• everything firework related -> you really thought it would be cool to make a firework bomb?
• old people that are dropped by family members on a Friday night and claim the maggots just appeared like 10 minutes ago -> really?
• people who, after a complete workup expect miracles -> really?
• (drug induced) aggression -> look I am trying to help you here dude
• recurrent psychiatric patients that are not treated properly or untreatable -> hey you again, same medication? Wow you were here 7 hours ago…

… I think the list might go on and on