DS9 s5e13 “For the Uniform”

  • rainwall@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    Prophets were serious try-hards too. Took over some lady on a far off planet just to get a “real boy TM” to be able to find an “just in case” orb hidden for thousands of years on some motherfucking Tatoonie sand bullshit planet, just to piss in the eye of some fire fucks that they stuck in a cave, on the off chance they ever got out.

    Also, blipped tens of thousands of gamma quadrant citizens into the void in trade for “sisko cant take a spa day on Bajor” when that motherfucker was gonna be hanging with them anyway. That’s some nepo baby bullshit.

    Pretty easy to see where Sisko got his bad streak.

    • Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I dunno, kinda makes sense when you realize the prophets don’t exist in the linear flow of time. Maybe it’s like the Bill & Ted time traps; they knew the pah wraiths were going to escape, so they set in motion those various events in the past so the sisko could pimp slap the Pah Wraiths back

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldOPM
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      6 days ago

      Also, let’s not forget - let’s not forget, Sisko - that altering the Nagus’ thoughts, with a latinum based system, for uh, domestic, you know, within the quadrant - that ain’t legal either.