• Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      17 hours ago

      If you interrupt the microwave’s digestion process, sure you could call it vomit. But once the microwave has extracted all of the nutritients it needs from the food, it is now poo.

      You know the microwave needs to poo because it will emit a series of high pitched sounds at regular intervals until you remove the poo.

      I’m just a normal human, typing with normal human hands… don’t be weird about it.