Once, I’m just topping up the rest of the time.

Dr, have you heard “Smoke two joints” by Sublime?

That many.

I only get high once.

Now how long I stay high is a different question.

idk but we’re out of weed for some reason

Doctor never ask me this question. Guess they are just more worried about the $100 renewal cost for prescription more.

Drinking alcohol however is always a question.

Sometimes, it makes me feel like it’s a problem.

But then I think back to what it was like being an alcoholic, and that feeling goes away. I don’t wake up shaking no matter how much weed I smoke, my blood pressure isn’t skyrocketing just because I haven’t smoked in 20 minutes, I’m able to go to work without sneaking bong rips. I don’t need to fucking take benzodiazepines to counter withdrawals because I have NEVER gotten them from cannabis.

"I think the last time i got high was in may, or june, might’ve january, but probably may.

… as they’re talking to a random dog they met in the park

Get‽ You mean stay, right?