While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.
trump. musk. putin.
“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”
Vlad The Impailer creates a presentation about his latest hobby.
fig 1 fart
fig 2 shart
fig 3 diarrhea
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A guide to stand like the Trumps
Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps
“I skipped arm day…”
We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!
Saddam Hussein’s silhouette yoga.
Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble
“How comics and animated shows portray sexual dimorphism”
The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.
Pop Lock and Drop it
Various stages of holding in your pee
