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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

They want your brain soft

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They want your brain soft

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Uh, soft is the correct consistency of the brain, no…?

    • Anony Moose@lemmy.ca
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      Yes, it should be perfectly smooth

      • Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        Like a shark.

        • Cyanity@lemmy.world
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          here we go again…

          The Shark Debate: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/490352591742566401/1163175700803637369/4cat65.jpg?ex=656388c9&is=655113c9&hm=c0ef042d6c81bea934b930b69b5ca5eb2e9fb6787340d510377680fa23d9366d&

          • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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            That’s fantastic

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        An poops should be cubed.

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          Like a wombat.

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      Wait, you guys don’t have hard brains?

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        the top of my head is hard and thats my brain they must be confused

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    I’ve been told by music students that falalala is a weird reference to sex from a time where singing about sex was banned so people got weird and did it anyway using a method that only weird people like music students would remember.

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    In any other context this behavior would have you institutionalized

    Bro, I’ve seen a homeless guy with his wiener hanging out, high off fentanyl, talking to the shadow people. It takes a lot to get someone institutionalized.

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    DRUGS.

    Cummon, people! Reindeer really do “fly”.

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    Hogswatch er… Christmas… is a little lie that helps us to believe the big ones. Things like Love, Justice, Hope, etc.

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    If anything you do seems weird then blame the pagans

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      *thank the pagans.

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    Santa is reverse burglar.

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    all holidays are wierd in this context. as is singing and dancing mostly then. as is anything not done for logical reasons.

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    Asylum

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    mmmm soft brains

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    Come to the southern hemisphere. Singing jingle bells and hanging fake snow when it’s 110 Freedom degrees and you’re under a wildfire watch and act warning.

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    deleted by creator

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    Mind blown

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    “nailed to your fire place” - aren’t these made of brick?

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      The mantle or shelf above the fireplace, mounted on the chimney part is often wood.

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    Correction, cedar tree, or plasmid and metal tree shaped object.

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