I have jokingly threatened to sneak a pair onto my partner’s truck just to see how long it takes him to figure it out. But I’m not a monster. Even as a joke. I wouldn’t put him through that.
Also I’m terrified of retribution. If my beautiful truck were to be so sullied…
I want to say, ‘put a 3d printed or injection molded vagina or pair of tits on the truck’, but at this point, I fear that would probably get the driver arrested for indecent exposure, violating some kind of pornography law of some kind in many US states.
I prefer emotional support vehicle or Gender affirming vehicle.
They literally put truck nutz on them.
(I think the original brand name was ‘truck nutz’)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts
You can basically be guaranteed that if you find someone with truck nuts, you have found one of the most insecure men on the planet.
I have jokingly threatened to sneak a pair onto my partner’s truck just to see how long it takes him to figure it out. But I’m not a monster. Even as a joke. I wouldn’t put him through that.
Also I’m terrified of retribution. If my beautiful truck were to be so sullied…
I want to say, ‘put a 3d printed or injection molded vagina or pair of tits on the truck’, but at this point, I fear that would probably get the driver arrested for indecent exposure, violating some kind of pornography law of some kind in many US states.