Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to aww@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoI hope their life together is long and wonderfulreddthat.comimagemessage-square65fedilinkarrow-up1882arrow-down127
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minus-squaremavu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·21 hours agoTurtles are the horniest animals on the planet. If you don’t have enough girls per male, they will not be able to eat or drink because they are constantly molested by the fuckmachine males. If you want to live with turtles, don’t mix genders, or get a whole lot of turtles…
minus-squareNorah (pup/it/she)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-29 hours agoThese are tortoises, not turtles.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·21 hours agoConsidering their reputation for lack of speed, the sex must be extremely satisfying so of course they’re always wanting more! 🤪
minus-squaremavu@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 hours agoThe little buggers are not as slow as people think.
minus-squareTotallyNotADolphin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·15 hours agoFun fact, the velociraptor calls from Jurassic Park were based on sounds of turtles mating
Turtles are the horniest animals on the planet.
If you don’t have enough girls per male, they will not be able to eat or drink because they are constantly molested by the fuckmachine males.
If you want to live with turtles, don’t mix genders, or get a whole lot of turtles…
These are tortoises, not turtles.
Considering their reputation for lack of speed, the sex must be extremely satisfying so of course they’re always wanting more! 🤪
The little buggers are not as slow as people think.
Fun fact, the velociraptor calls from Jurassic Park were based on sounds of turtles mating