• aramis87@fedia.io
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    2 days ago

    Wiping out? Like, entirely? Well, personal physical assault isn’t wise, so let’s take that off the table first. I wouldn’t suggest basic firearms, either: they’d likely just dent it or fly off and hurt something else.

    Running it over isn’t likely to damage it too badly, and trying to drown it just leads to rust. I think it’d be hard to get an “accidental” fire to have a high-enough heat sustained for a long enough to kill it. Dropping it from a height might bend or dent it.

    Honestly, I think your best chance would be some kind of high explosive. Not a dinky thing like a hand grenade - aside from being under-powered, there’s the extra shrapnel to worry about. Maybe some dynamite or C4, with a long enough detcord so you’re not near the explosion. Of course, that’ll likely just launch it upwards a bit, so you’d want to enclose it in something that ensures most of the damage is directed to the pan and not dispersed around the edges.

    Maybe ask the police to do a demolition demonstration with their little self-contained units that they blow things up in, would that be feasible? How much do you hate this pan, anyway?