Or Bumble.
This already exists
Nah, they’d never name an app after the act of speaking ineptly in a stuttering and faltering manner. The real app must be “Humble” or “Humble Bundle” or something.
I don’t know what “rizz” is without looking it up. I understand this means I qualify for a lifetime membership.
It’s short for charisma
It’s a shortening of Rizzla, meaning you have lost the respect of your peers for not carrying rolling papers
I don’t even smoke, which I suspect costs me even more respect!
Man, you got no Rizz? Fr fr?
Fr fr?
France France!
It means you’re old ;)
Shut up and get off my lawn!
I’ll take it, I’d rather be old than dead :P
it means they’re unc ;)
Or Binder.
When’s the open beta?
You’re on it honey
Why haven’t I gotten any matches then
Here you go
that redhead looks like a handful
Rub him the wrong way, he’ll burst in flames any minute
All us redheads are. (which is probably why I haven’t had a match either :P)
Oh damn
You must have got one of them
combustible heads, I read an article all about them
Dating app for pyromaniacs mails real matches to your house.
so, tinder then?
Incidentally, “Drya” is basically what we call a threesome in German.
Ouch, maybe you Germans could try some lube.
Dreier?
Yeah. “Drya” sounds like someone with a thick American accent tried to pronounce it.
Drya?
Probably a pun on dry + Raya (app)
Check out Alovoa haha
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