• Dogyote@slrpnk.net
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    2 days ago

    I have come to the conclusion that Trump is actually an alien. He is helping to prepare our planet for the arrival of his species by ensuring CO2 levels quickly reach a more tolerable level. It’s the only explanation that makes sense.

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      1 day ago

      Honestly, I WOULD prefer him to be some kind of alien super agent. It is a lot less depressing than the alternative.

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      Sadly he’s just the product of the american “culture” of selfishness and arrogance. They will destroy the world as we know it.

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      Simulation theory is my reasoning at this point. They’re just throwing shit into the simulation now to see what happens. like a wealthy pedophile who can corrupt anything he touches and destroy people’s lives as they cheer.

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      My conclusion is that he’s the culmination of the US losing the Cold War. Putin has been investing in kompromat on all the red politicians for a long time, and this is the era of profit taking.