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@LegitTayUpdates (Taylor Swift Updates): 💬| UPDATE|| As most of you know, I haven’t been very active in the past couple of months because I was in prison :/
I’m back now though :) more Taylor Swift updates coming soon!
@ali_ansel: omg why
@LegitTayUpdates: 💬| I refused to join the IDF Imao
Idk what I respect more, the draft dodging or the appropriate use of ‘lmao’
Appropriate use? How are people using it wrong?
grandma exploded lmao :(
Thanks for the chuckle lmao
I mean, in a twisted way…
^That’s ^kinda ^funny.
I gotta get groceries lmao
Based
I found an article, an interview between Teen Vogue and “N”.
So this happened in 2019, which makes it even more based.
You do know that Israel and the IDF have been murdering Palestinians for a long, long time before Oct 7, right?
Exactly - it was well after there was a reason to hate them, but well before hating them was cool.
I dunno, I think hating the IDF was always cool.
Hating them in the 1400s was just weird. Nobosy kbew wgat you were talking about, and the book they’ve all dedicated their lives to larping (‘the protocols of the eldersb9f zion’) hadn’t even been written yet so it wasnt like you could explain how/why they were gross. It was so awkward; i lost so many friends over that.
I’m really talking about the last 80 years or so that the Israeli Defence Force has existed, I’m not necessarily talking about Israel or Zionism. They have always committed human rights abuses. I’ve personally hated the IDF since I was but 7 or 8 during the Second Intifada. When you’re too young to understand propaganda or media bias, but can see civilians being murdered on the news, that radicalises you to believe the people killing civilians en masse are evil.
I only saw the profile picture at first and thought Taylor Swift was saying she went to prison for refusing to join the IDF
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Based Mashallah
damn t’was 2019. would they be getting harsher punishment if it was now
i heard that some people are doing their " service" in jail. still better than shooting babies.
when I didn’t do my IDF service, I met a lot of objectors, and all they got is a week or so in jail until they allowed them not to do service. Another common way to avoid service is to pretend to be religious, but they gotta pretend for years, the IDF hires private detectives to follow them to make sure.
Is this what IDF stands for? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Defense_Forces
Yes.
Except the D stands for Offense.
Thank you, I’ve actually never heard of them before
Nope, it stands for Israeli Diaper Forces. As you can see in the pic, israeli can be easily spotted without visual confirmation from meters away just by the smell.
It became such a problem that they started to bring with them a leather strip around their arms in case there is the need of a quick clean.
🙏 such brave soldiers
The zionist smell isn’t unique to them though; any sufficiently abused portable toilet will start smelling like a zionist after a few days in the heat.
Ah, modern SS
Alternatively if it’s about streamers donating to the IDF, it’s the Immune Deficiency Foundation
I see what you did there
Nice profile pic :)
Thanks ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
joke’s on you, i love watching video games (thank you)
I made you say something!! (also I hope you enjoy, though it’s just a “walk foward” game)
