Britain’s most tattooed man says new UK age checks block him from p*rn sites as facial recognition mistakes his tattoos for a mask, calling the tech discriminatory.
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.
(Nothing against tattoos, I have a bunch)
They sell tattoo coverup makeup
Imagine having to “get ready” for jerking off like others do before the opera.
Why do you jerk off before the opera? Is it opera etiquette?
No, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s good opera etiquette to jerk off at the opera to show that you’re enjoying it. Etiquette doesn’t demand the preopera wank; it’s just so you have better endurance for your proper opera wank.
And of course it gives you a good second use for the opera binoculars
Brings a whole new meaning to Tossca.
Heh, now I am. I don’t really have sympathy in this case, its a first world problem: I tattooed my whole face now I’m grumbling that facial recognition doesn’t work.
(Nothing against tattoos, I have a bunch)
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