Tesla Diner, serving food that falls apart as soon as your fork touches it!

Tesla is lucky no one took matters into their own hands. Sleep deprivation makes people crazy. Keeping people up all hours with dubiously legal construction noises and lights? If I was on the jury for someone who burned the place down, I’d nullify.

I imagine it smells like bacon from the human flesh roasting inside their cars.

Or is this not authentic Tesla?

Find me anyone living next to a giant gas station that doesn’t think it sucks

Shortly after this article was written, Dean collected his check from Tesla