• Alteon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    That’s easy. Real men only eat meat. If you don’t, your either a female or a soyboy. That’s why my diet is 80% meat and 20% cheese - my anal cavity may be more plugged up than a bear mid-hibernation, and I may die of a coronary before I’m 40 years old, but at least I can say I died a fucking man. An alpha male if you will. Now excuse me, I’ve got a 2lb steak and half a Gouda wheel to to eat so that I can take my 3 hour shit before going to bed. No body said that being a real manly man was easy.

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      1 year ago

      If just 2 words were switched in your comment, you’d die fucking a man.
      So you’re almost gay, like a vegan.

      Suck it, soyboy!