(Annapolis, Maryland) As the trump administration tries desperately to distract from the Epstein files, a new directive has come out to change all Navy vessels’ designation of USS - United States Ship - with the designation PTS, signifying the ship is controlled by president trump. Navy command is expected to begin the new designations at the start of the year.
When questioned at a golf outing in Scotland, trump defended the move. “Well I’m the commander, see… I’m the commander, and I command. These are my ships, because I’m commanding them, so they should say my name. They should, in facts maybe ‘trump’s ship’ is all we need, that will scare the pirates off.”
Washington insiders have trouble deciding if the new move is vanity, an attack on perceived lack of support from the Navy, or a distraction from the Epstein files.
The Department of Defense had no comment on the change.
Oh they shouldn’t have made this article. There’s no need to give him any ideas.
I use he/him, not they.
“they” pronouns can be used to refer to literally anyone. You can’t not accept “they” unless you’re non human. And if you aren’t a human, ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for sticky toffee pudding
I think “they” was referring to The Onion. Based on your response, did you write this yourself?
They just forgot that /s
Yes, read my post history. These are one of the secrets wonders of Lemmy.