He is only exposed for staged, failed, attempts.
If you all could aim your golf shots at the armored pussy vehicle, that would be great.
The cart only takes you to your ball or the next tee. Then you step out completely in the open while you prepare for and take your shot. I wouldn’t call that “taking no chances”.
I’d call that being aware that your life is threatened by your massive unpopularity and still risking it and wasting millions of tax payer dollars anyway to play fucking golf. What a cunt.
The Scots have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
They invented the sport, they can modify it. Still shots and holes involved but you make the holes yourself and you’re not limited to 18.
I mean, it’s kind of a thing to take shots at the person in the caged buggy scooping up balls at the driving range. Simply because it is armoured.
They usually join in with the cheering if someone hits their buggy.
“Got 'em!” cheers all round
After reading this headline, I am now finally convinced that I am on life support in a hospital and my subconscious is fucking with me.
How much did we have to pay for this stupid thing, and please tell me they didn’t build a second one just to bring across the pond
What a pussy.
Good job Scotland. Keep.this fucker scared for his life. Make it as miserable as possible, especially when he is doing one of the two things he enjoys the most. Golf.
#PrayForTheScottishChildren
You dont need to resort to violence, just make a super high calorie, sugar, and fat pastry like the Simpsons La Bombé eclair. I’m sure his body won’t be able to handle a weeks worth of dessert in 5 minutes.
I imagine he could, and regularly does, handle a weeks worth of dessert more than most people.
Did you see his ankles? He’s ready to pop!
A buttery from Aberdeen then?
Or whatever this modern monstrosity is https://news.stv.tv/scotland/scotlands-answer-to-ms-dessert-sandwich-double-decker-buttery-filled-with-cream-and-jam
Or stuff him like Mr. Creosote
Just put some deep-fried Mars Bars on the breakfast counter and let nature take its course.
“Armored Golf Buggy” was not on my bingo card.
Fuck’s sake.
Golf Force One
Good! The LAST thing we Need during these Difficult Times is for our President to NOT be able to Golf!
Feels like something out of southpark. It just needs square wheels.
I mean y’all got drones dontcha?
There are plenty of pictures to train AI to recognize Donald Trump. I’m just saying, that’s what Ukraine did with the bombers for Operation Spiderweb.
What about when he has to get out to hit the ball?
According to the article; it’s thought to be a getaway vehicle for if someone opens fire on the golf course. He’s not actually riding around in it, it’s just following him.
Ah, a misleading headline. Thanks.
