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minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 days agoYou dont need to resort to violence, just make a super high calorie, sugar, and fat pastry like the Simpsons La Bombé eclair. I’m sure his body won’t be able to handle a weeks worth of dessert in 5 minutes.
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoI imagine he could, and regularly does, handle a weeks worth of dessert more than most people.
minus-squarebaldingpudenda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoDid you see his ankles? He’s ready to pop!
minus-squareZombie@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoOr whatever this modern monstrosity is https://news.stv.tv/scotland/scotlands-answer-to-ms-dessert-sandwich-double-decker-buttery-filled-with-cream-and-jam
minus-squareBeBopALouie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoOr stuff him like Mr. Creosote
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoJust put some deep-fried Mars Bars on the breakfast counter and let nature take its course.
You dont need to resort to violence, just make a super high calorie, sugar, and fat pastry like the Simpsons La Bombé eclair. I’m sure his body won’t be able to handle a weeks worth of dessert in 5 minutes.
I imagine he could, and regularly does, handle a weeks worth of dessert more than most people.
Did you see his ankles? He’s ready to pop!
A buttery from Aberdeen then?
Or whatever this modern monstrosity is https://news.stv.tv/scotland/scotlands-answer-to-ms-dessert-sandwich-double-decker-buttery-filled-with-cream-and-jam
Or stuff him like Mr. Creosote
Just put some deep-fried Mars Bars on the breakfast counter and let nature take its course.