• Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said “It smells great. What are you cooking?”. It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.