FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-28 days agoWhat decrees will you make when you become Supreme Ruler of the world?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareWhat decrees will you make when you become Supreme Ruler of the world?FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · edit-28 days agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
I will abolish Tuesday and Thursday. A week will be five days, with three work days. A year will be 73 weeks.
minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 days agoAnyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of: $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency) a week in jail 100 hours community service 24 hours in a pillory
Anyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of: