I will abolish Tuesday and Thursday. A week will be five days, with three work days. A year will be 73 weeks.

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    Sci-fi and Fantasy must be different sections in libraries and bookstores.

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      Except where fantasy has SMGs in common use or where Sci-fy has magic. That goes between Spell-jammers and Manga, or basically, all of the above. Sorry, I’m sucking at name suggestions atm.

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    Round up the Sackler family and put their heads on pikes.

    Maybe …maybe spare any young ones or ones that weren’t getting massively paid for hooking families around the world on oxycontin. Seize all their assets and use anything we can to help the addicts and families still struggling.

    I begin to lose people when I’m talking politics irl and I bring up that topic, but meaningful change will not happen until the rich fear for their life.

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      Same, but add the Waltons Murdochs ect. - I will make no excuses for the terror. They know what they did.

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        I planned on making it an annual vote. I choose the Sacklers first to get the ball rolling then I would let the people vote on the next family that we need to purge from humanity. That way it will give the other families to start acting right.

        Most people mention the Waltons or Murdochs when I bring up the topic though. 😂 Funny how many people immediately think about them.

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    I will abolish all nations.

    I will eliminate all debts that occurred prior to me taking office.

    I will execute everybody who had a personal fortune greater than the equivalent of $10 million, and redistribute their wealth to the poor as a one time redistribution of wealth.

    I will institute a planetary currency called the credit where one credit is the value of one hour of unskilled labor, and I will make minimum mandatory multipliers on that value based off of education and time in duty.

    I will also make it so that everybody on the planet has a minimum of six weeks of paid vacation every year. And if they do not take it, they need to submit a letter in writing to their local community office justifying why they did not take their vacation.

    Taxes will pay for all medical care worldwide. No one will pay a penny at the hospital.

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      On second thought, instead of execution, I will allow everyone to purchase their lives in exchange for every bit of value above $10 million dollars or the equivalent of theirs that they possess.

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    The sole role of government above the city level is to promote freedom of the movement of people, freeing slaves, and the prevention of slavery.

    If prisoners in El Salvador wish to be housed in Norweigan prisons, let them. If people want to go Mad-max levels of stupid in un-civilized deserts, let them. If people want to live in communes/commune-adjacent(where you’ll find me), let them. Meanwhile, gods help you big-city folk, I don’t see the attraction of residency there, but if you want gun control and 24/7 sex-change/abortion clinics, go for it.

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    Anyone who fails to return their shopping cart to the cart corral will be subject to their choice of:

    • $500 fine (or equivalent in local currency)
    • a week in jail
    • 100 hours community service
    • 24 hours in a pillory