If this offer is still available I’d like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.
Read only after drafting response to first half.
To me it sounds like you’re not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…
Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You’ll only find that in the school of [email protected]. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.
Edit after reading the second part:
Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I’m still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.
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If this offer is still available I’d like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.
Read only after drafting response to first half.
To me it sounds like you’re not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…
Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You’ll only find that in the school of [email protected]. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.
Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I’m still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.