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kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

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SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

kriz@slrpnk.net to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    I mean, you’re not wrong

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      depends. the russians are listening in the oceans (for submarines and infrastructure) and the lifeguards are using cams (sometimes with AI) to detect emergencies quicker. inside pools without windows could work tho.

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    what happened with doing it in the sauna?

    • kriz@slrpnk.netOP
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      Things might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you’re right I forgot about the sauna.

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        Plus you should be naked

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    I would go so far as to say that this might be a LPT without the S.

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    Completely irrelevant but the SLPT had me thinking it was “Salt Lake Police Titties.” You’re whalecum, carry on.

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    Sounds like someone has seen Bad Boys 2…

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