Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAaaaaand it's overlemmy.worldimagemessage-square274fedilinkarrow-up11.36Karrow-down150
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minus-squareDowncount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·1 year agoImagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year agoImagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThat’s how you get a bloated battery STD …
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoDamn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIdk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now. Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones. But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoIf you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted]. /s
minus-squareeezeebee@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoThis voids the warranty, unfortunately
Imagine meeting the phone of your love and then finding out they talk on their live like this
Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…
That’s how you get a bloated battery STD …
Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔
Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].
/s
This voids the warranty, unfortunately